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This tee speaks with a dry grin. A soft, mid-weight cotton shirt printed with a bold, slightly cheeky headline and a simple spilled-paint cup illustration. It sits relaxed at the shoulders and falls straight at the waist, the classic crew neck holding shape through wash after wash. Wear it when you want to make a quiet statement at the studio, the gallery, or while running errands — it reads like a one-line joke for people who prefer understatement over fanfare. The neutral heather makes the black print stand out without shouting, and the tear-away label keeps the back of the neck comfortable during long days.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; mid-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main graphic for crisp, durable print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
You Drop It You Bought It T-Shirt — Funny Drug Test Tee
$25.99
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors; mid-weight 180 g/m² fabric for year-round comfort
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean look and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed collar with shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: DTF for sleeve/neck details and DTG for main graphic for crisp, durable print
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, ethically sourced US cotton; EU 2-year warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
EU representative: HONSON VENTURES LIMITED, gpsr@honsonventures.com, 3, Gnaftis House flat 102, Limassol, Mesa Geitonia, 4003, CY
Product information: Gildan 5000, 2 year warranty in EU and Northern Ireland as per Directive 1999/44/EC
Warnings, Hazard: For adults, Made in Nicaragua
Care instructions: Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F), Non-chlorine: bleach as needed, Tumble dry: low heat, Do not iron, Do not dryclean